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Sledging and the New Indian Team
 
 
“If you leave the
crease I will break
your f*****g head.”
 
Sledging in cricket is as old as the game itself and it has existed since the times of W G Grace, the official founder of the game. In one of the exhibition matches W G Grace was declared leg before wicket. The bearded doctor turned to the umpire and said, “The audience has come to watch me bat, not you declaring me out”. The innings continued with Grace at the crease.
 Though regarded as a gentleman’s game, cricketing history is now replete with spicy instances of sledging. Some of them can be passed off as spirited banter and some are nasty and demeaning. Australian players somehow manage to figure in the majority of sledging incidents. Sledging on and off the field to rattle the psyche of opponent seems to be their favored strategy. And they are consummate players in this kind of game. They have raised sledging skills to an art form and get away with no or little punishment every time while their opponents get docked off a part of their match fees.
Bold Indians
Far from sledging, there was a time in Indian cricketing history when some Indian players addressed cricketers from England and Australia as – sir. They hailed the English and Australian cricketers as superiors and thought playing against them a special honor. When taunted by them, Indian players simply grinned from ear to ear and carried on with the game. Lack of command over the English language and the fear of reprimand were the prime causes that prevented them from retaliating.
 Tell this to the bunch of youngsters like Sreesanth, Bhajji, Ishant Sharma, Dhoni & Co. and they would drop off their seats laughing. They would consider playing against any country including the mighty Aussies a privilege, but calling them as ‘sir’, unless they are retired or knighted, is simply unthinkable. They do not regard English, Australian, or South African cricketers as superiors. The current lot of Indian cricketers are talented and bold. They can turn bellicose if the situation demanded. They wouldn’t simply turn away when sledged at. They would return the favor with more venom.
Perfect Attitude
The documented turn around in the Indian cricketers’ attitude came long back when Ravi Shastri retorted acerbically to Mike Whitney’s verbal lashing in a match. Shastri had hit the ball in the direction of Mike Whitney (fielding as 12th man in the match) and was looking for a single. With the ball in his possession, Mike Whitney threatened Shastri with these words, “If you leave the crease I will break your f*****g head.” To that Shastri promptly replied without battling an eyelid, “If you could bat as well as you talk you wouldn’t be the
If you could bat as well
as you talk you wouldn’t
be the f*****g 12th man.
f*****g 12th man”. That was in the late 1980s and the Aussies were surprised to find themselves at the receiving end. Now our players can do pelvic shaking jigs in the middle of the pitch, show fingers, and even say, ‘Maa Ki’ – all when provoked.
 There is absolutely nothing wrong with this kind of attitude as long as we play the game in positive spirit. Our cricketers have never done or said anything unprovoked. It is impossible to remain calm when somebody is raining expletives for no good reason. In fact it’s timidity. And our cricketers are fighters and champions. We should not ask them to keep quite when somebody crosses the limit, especially the Aussies. Our current level of superlative cricketing talent can be complimented with retaliatory sledging. We should give back the Aussies generously; every single time. We should be proud of the that fact India is the only team that can stand eyeball to eyeball with the Aussies: both in cricket and the verbal slugfests. Anyways, we are having the last laugh as our cuss words like “Maa Ki” foolishly get interpreted as “Monkey”.
 
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