Questions Not to Ask Your Potential Ristha

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Do you like wild anal sex?

Do you have any fetishes involving electric shock?

Are you going to get as fat as your mother?

Would you be willing insert objects inside you/me?

Would you ever be interested in a threesome?

If you say no can I ask your sister for a ristha?

If you say yes can I still ask your sister for a ristha?

Would you be willing to put the local call girl on speed dial?

Is playing with my Xbox allowed while I’m playing with your x box?

How much make up do you usually use, you fucken clown?

Instead of a wedding ring can I just give you a dick in a box?

Can I take you out for a test drive?

So are you planning on doing something about that nose?

Do you like flavored condoms?

How well can you take a punch in the face?