4 Types of Desi Girls That Go Clubbing Courtesy of CurryBear.com
Curry Bear goes to desi parties to see the super-hot-desi girls that dance like Beyonce. Let's not forget that when desi girls dress up to go clubbing, they look bangin'. However, not all girls fall under the "hot" category. I've noticed many ugly people at desi parties as well. It's sad, but these people do exist.
Curry Bear has spent many a fortnight wondering what types of people come to desi parties. Here is the analysis:
1. The UGLY girl -She's ugly and um…she's ugly. She looks like a Japanese geisha because she's emptied half a bottle of Pond's white powder on her face. She tries to mimic the hot girl by wearing similar clothes, but her face still remains ugly. You can spot these girls very easily because they look uncomfortable. They might twirl their hair, randomly open their cell phone or dance nervously. These girls know they're not pretty. Sometimes these girls have good bodies, but their face is blaaaaah. We call these girls "buttahead." They've got everything but a head.
2. The FOB girl - This one is really easy to spot. She comes into a desi party rocking a kurti because she thinks no one will say anything. After all, no one said anything to her when she wore the same kurti during the Middlesex Community College Diwali show, so why would they say anything at a desi party. Just like Cinderella, the FOB girl leaves the party early. There are two reasons for this: 1) She told her parents she was going to a "nursing" conference and she'll be coming home late. 2) She needs to get some rest before she wakes up at 7 A.M. to work the cash register at Patel Brother's grocery store.
3. The FAT girl - You see one at every party. She usually comes with 3 or 4 of her friends and is easy to spot because she stands out like an albino rhino. The worst thing about the fat girl is that she tries to dress just like her friends. Her friends are skinny like a straw and wear tight clothes which look good on them. Unfortunately, the fat girl tries to do the same but it doesn't work!! The problem is that her fat tummy doesn't fit in those tight pants. The excess flab hangs over her pants and she looks like a squeezed banana. Why do these girls lie to themselves?!? Can't they see what's in front of them in a mirror? However, since it's a desi party, even the fat girl will get some action.
4. The DRUNK girl - This could be any of the above three girls. The drunk girl is usually some tiny girl who gets drunk by her own will or by some guy who is trying to fuck her. This girl is average sized but fills her tummy with a Kamikaze, Rum & Coke and 5 shots in a span of 10 minutes. She ruins the night for her friends because now everyone has to stop partying and make sure she is ok. What's worse is when this girl vomits on herself, her friends have to help her clean up. Even when she is outside the club, she still has puke coming out her mouth like it's Niagara Falls.
Hot girl falls under the "HOT" category. Duhhh. We don't need to say much about hot girls because they look um…hot and anyone of us would bang 'em 3 ways till Sunday. Ladies, if you fall into this category, you know who you are and Curry Bear loves you. Keep doing your thing.
If you have any classifications of your own, please do tell Curry Bear about it.
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