Borderline Questions to Ask Your Potential Rishta

Courtesy of CurryBear.com

Borderline Questions to ask your potential Rishta
(Ask these questions only if they really matter to you)

Are you a virgin?
Oral and Anal sex do not count. Threesomes do.

Are you on any medication?
Because you never know if the bitch is crazy.

Have you had a boy friend?
Some guys care about this, and some guys don’t. So it’s borderline. Ask this question if you really want to know. If you don’t think you can compete with your girl’s first love, then you should find out so you can walk away. Also if Curry Bear was her first love, I’m the reason she has that funny limp when she walks away. (wink wink)

Are you willing to move if I get relocated?
This is an important question if you live in different cities, states, or even country. One of you is going to have to relocate and one of you has to compromise. If leaving your home town and being away from your family is too much for you then you want to find someone who is willing to relocate for you. However if you live in Bumblefuck upstate New York, or a crazy village where they burn you for being born female, you most likely just want to get the fuck out of there.